A small site, built the way I like to build bigger ones: compiled, boring to run and inexpensive.
$ heysam status version dc90331 built 2026-10-31 05:56 UTC uptime 4m 58s memory 24.9 MB of 209.9 MB (peak 25.0 MB) binary 20.5 MB region dfw (Dallas) machine d890176b91d9e8 time 2026-10-31 07:06:38 UTC
Uptime starts when the machine wakes up for a visitor, so a short uptime usually means you woke it.
curl heysam.org prints my résumé.